I'm old

Yesterday Kat and I went to Target. She had a gift card burning a hole in her pocket and I needed more wine.

 As we were heading to the check out, I noticed this:

When did 409 come out with Stone and Steel cleaner? We snatched up that bottle and a bottle of the regular stuff because you never know when you're going to need it. We have some sort of rock stone in our bathroom that you can't clean with pine-sol, bleach or Windex so I was so excited when I found this.

It says it also works well on Stainless Steel. I was excited about that, too, because then I could stop moving around magnets on the fridge to cover up fingerprints. We all do that, right? It's not just me?

These are zombie magnets I got for Christmas. They're strategically placed to cover fingerprints. You can see that the kids mess with them because you can still see fingerprints on the fridge.

On the drive home from Target, I was still thinking about the 409 Stone and Steel cleaner. I couldn't wait to show Erik.

When I got home and walked in, I said to Erik, "Guess what I got? You'll never guess in a million years".

He knew he never would be able to guess but he said, "wine" anyway. He was right but that 's not what I was so excited about. I pulled out the 409 Stone and Steel cleaner from the bag to show him and that's when I realized....

I'm old.

I'm so very old.

I'm excited about 409 Stone and Steel cleaner. I must be old.

It's my birthday today. I'm even older than I was yesterday when I bought the 409.