I've dealt with garbage strewn all over the house.
I've dealt with dogs throwing up their own poop on my carpet.
I've dealt with powdered sugar stuck to the tile floor and carpeting.
I've found avocados pits in my bed.
I've accepted the fact that I will have to vacuum my bed on muddy days.
I've dealt with poop, pee, vomit, etc in all places in my home.
But this? I have a 16 month old I'm trying to babysit today. Why???
Like a serial killer in the crowd of on-lookers at a murder scene, I'm assuming the guilty party had to come witness my horror as I walked in the door and grabbed my camera.
"You better wipe this shit up, bitch, or I'll scratch you" |
Amen
4 comments:
Cats are just inherently evil. Now clean that up before some other pet comes along and laps it up.
What furry friend adventures you have, Heather. There is no accounting for the why of animals and their daily decisions.
Carole
Yow!
I used to have my washer and dryer in a closet in our upstairs hallway. We don't have a cat but once I heard a crash followed by a glug glug and found a bottle of detergent had spilled on the carpet. It took hours of cleaning with a carpet cleaner to get those suds up.
oh heather i know this isnt funny but..well ok yes it is! sorry :) you just crack me up :) i can just sit on your blog and read all day, its like that good book you just can not put down! wish my life wasnt so boring ;)
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