This is the only time you will ever see me in my bathing suit on the internet or maybe even in person. So savor it while you can.
This is how I swim. Yes, it's true. I usually don't have the dog with me but he wanted to hang so he came, too.
I hate the sun in my face. I usually wear a hat but I forgot it.
I hate getting my hands wet. I don't know why but it started several years ago. It's a texture thing or something. Look, I can hardly stand to touch the dog because he is wet.
Yep, so that's me. You now know something about me that I don't tell very many people. It's only because I like you.